I admit it – I’m drawn in by the mysterious movie previews of CLOVERFIELD. Finally a movie trailer that doesn’t give away the entire movie in 2.5 minutes! I am c urious about what this mystery monst er is who’s terrifying New York city and ripping the head off The Statue of Liberty. We’re all guessing as to what this CLOVERFIELD monster might be, and there are a ton of interesting theories, guesses, and ideas.
Here they are…
A Toyota Prius Transformer
There’s no way this unknown monster is a Toyota Prius Transformer. If there existed such a transforming eco-friendly car, it surely wouldn’t spend its days destroying things (unlike yo
ur typical Transformer who would inadvertently destroy downtown Las Vegas in a blink of an eye). Instead, it would drive to Congress and then transform into robot form only to discuss
global warming the United State’s reliance on foreign oil.
Lead Singer of an Emo Band (especially one who wears eyeliner)
These sissy boys can barely make it through the day without crying about lost love, being unpopular in school, or animal cruelty let alone knock off the head of lady Liberty. And besides, terrorizing New York would probably mess up their perfectly sculpted emo hairdo (and we wouldn’t want them to do that now would we?).
The 2007 Miami Dolphins
These guys can barely win a football game let alone send New York citizens running for their lives (The Miami Dolphins are 1 – 15, as of week 18). This mystery monster has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl this year (literally) than the Dolphins do.
This one is self explanatory. For starters, the French aren’t known for their “battle skills” or causing terror in the streets of any city in any part of the world. They’re more known for getting themselves conquered/defeated or opting not to fight at all. And besides, the French would be the last ones to destroy The Statue of Liberty (they wouldn’t dare destroy a French-made piece of art).
This one might be confusing to some but let me put it this way. The CLOVERFIELD monster is obviously driven, determined, powerful, and big…all of which my ambitions AREN’T. I’m not DRIVEN nor DETERMINED to accomplish anything BIG or POWERFUL (understand now?).