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5 Things the CLOVERFIELD Monster is Most Likely NOT

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CloverfieldI admit it - I’m drawn in by the mysterious movie previews of CLOVERFIELD. Finally a movie trailer that doesn’t give away the entire movie in 2.5 minutes! I am c urious about what this mystery monst er is who’s terrifying New York city and ripping the head off The Statue of Liberty. We’re all guessing as to what this CLOVERFIELD monster might be, and there are a ton of interesting theories, guesses, and ideas.

However, I’m not here to discuss monster theori es. I’m here to tell you 5 things this mystery CLOVERFIELD monster definitely ISN’T.

Here they are…

A Toyota Prius Transformer

Prius Transformer

There’s no way this unknown monster is a Toyota Prius Transformer. If there existed such a transforming eco-friendly car, it surely wouldn’t spend its days destroying things (unlike yo

ur typical Transformer who would inadvertently destroy downtown Las Vegas in a blink of an eye). Instead, it would drive to Congress and then transform into robot form only to discuss

global warming the United State’s reliance on foreign oil.

Lead Singer of an Emo Band (especially one who wears eyeliner)

Emo Band Singer

These sissy boys can barely make it through the day without crying about lost love, being unpopular in school, or animal cruelty let alone knock off the head of lady Liberty. And besides, terrorizing New York would probably mess up their perfectly sculpted emo hairdo (and we wouldn’t want them to do that now would we?).

The 2007 Miami Dolphins

miami dolphinsThese guys can barely win a football game let alone send New York citizens running for their lives (The Miami Dolphins are 1 - 15, as of week 18). This mystery monster has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl this year (literally) than the Dolphins do.

French

French

This one is self explanatory. For starters, the French aren’t known for their “battle skills” or causing terror in the streets of any city in any part of the world. They’re more known for getting themselves conquered/defeated or opting not to fight at all. And besides, the French would be the last ones to destroy The Statue of Liberty (they wouldn’t dare destroy a French-made piece of art).

My Ambitions

Ambition pictureThis one might be confusing to some but let me put it this way. The CLOVERFIELD monster is obviously driven, determined, powerful, and big…all of which my ambitions AREN’T. I’m not DRIVEN nor DETERMINED to accomplish anything BIG or POWERFUL (understand now?).

Comments

8 Responses to “5 Things the CLOVERFIELD Monster is Most Likely NOT”

  1. Toyota » 5 Things the CLOVERFIELD Monster is Most Likely NOT on January 10th, 2008 7:00 pm

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  2. Mary on January 11th, 2008 5:43 pm

    I found your blog by accident but am glad I did

  3. admin on January 14th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Haha well thank you very much. I’m sure the Cloverfield monster won’t be as impressive as anything I mentioned above. it will probably just be some ocean monster.

  4. T on January 16th, 2008 10:39 am

    If its not a Prius then its gotta be a Mercedes Benz G 55 AMG 4WD. 11 in the city, 13 on the freeway.

  5. Laaris on January 21st, 2008 4:12 am

    I am french and i confirm that we did not destroy NY.
    But we enjoyed watching it happen.

    ;-)

  6. admin on January 21st, 2008 9:48 am

    hahahaha touché my friend.

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